1. Cook the rice per packet instructions.
2. Slice the cucumber thinly. Toss with rice vinegar, a pinch of sugar and salt. Set aside to quick-pickle.
3. Slice mushrooms and fry in oil over high heat until golden, 4–5 mins. Add a splash of soy sauce. Set aside.
4. Slice chicken breast into thick strips. Dip in beaten egg, then coat in panko breadcrumbs seasoned with salt, pepper and a pinch of paprika.
5. Heat a generous layer of oil in a frying pan. Shallow-fry the chicken 3–4 mins per side until golden and cooked through. Drain on kitchen paper.
6. Assemble bowls: rice, mushrooms, pickled cucumber, chicken tenders. Drizzle with hoisin sauce and chilli sauce. Garnish with sliced spring onion and sesame seeds.